Bah gawd! Bah gawd! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Captain Rock with the Rock Bottom on the Romulan Praetor! Bah gawd, King! He's whippin' that Romulan like a government mule!
I have him pictured as one of the first of a limited series of legal augments like Bashir. And instead of being a dark moody guy, or a smarty pants he's actually quite warm and caring "regular joe" guy doing his best to keep the Federation together. Sort of a beefy O'Brian. Or Superman in space. Also, he'd draw in both people with man crushes and the ladies with his good looks and charm.
It'd make TNG look like a jabroni
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There is a person The Rock knows, who years ago was the baddest bounty hunter around and The Rock's hero....I'm talking about The Rock's Friend Boba Fett.
He was the most dangerous man in the galaxy till some blind man came along and took him out like a Jabroni
The Rock's talking about Han Solo
The Rock says, you and that jabroni you got with you, Chewbacca, come on out here. Solo you bend over, and the Rock will take that entire wookie, shave him, turn that sumb**** sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ***!
While this may have been amusing in the "We are all speciests and believe the human form to be the best" view.
The reality is that even the smallest primate could pull the Rock's arms out of his sockets and beat him to death with them.
That said a Wookie should be able to crumple him up into a small chicken McNugget.
Seriously, humans = weak/ fail. That's why we like to watch Aliens in Star Wars instead.
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