1 its cowardly and will lead to officers being seen as chicken
2 it will encourage piracy as all fed captains will be tempted
3 it causes MPB (male pattern baldness)
4 it is well known that ships with cloaks flown by humans blow up or crash into asteroids
5 It has been proven that federation officers who command cloaked ships violate the prime directive casually
6 Cloaked ships burn power which could be better used
7 I said so
7 is not an acceptable reason, and 3, 4 and 5 are just silly, while 2 is debatable, but 1 and 6 are definitely true
Originally Posted by sander233
Klingons use bathtubs as a severe form punishment.
Originally Posted by oldkirkfan
"You sniveling petaQ!!! If you are late for your shift one more time, you will spend two hours in the bathtub!!."