Bucka-bow, dee buck. Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla Blabity blab bulla blah (says something vaguely Chinese) Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE.
At last! Someones speaking some sense! Oh and bippidy boppity boo. Now, if you're all going to hang out here you're going to have to make yourselves useful. That bacon tree isn't going to decorate itself. I'll cook the bacon, you guys can hang the strips.