Survivor of Romulus
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# 101
04-10-2013, 05:07 AM
Once upon a time

A few mistakes ago

We were in our cave

You got us alone


You found us

You found us

You found us us us us (gollum)


We thought that you were food

You didn't like that

So we played a game

But when we turned our back


You tricked us

You tricked us

You tricked us us us us us uuuhhhsss


Now it's long gone

We were stupid to trust

And we realize

The blame is on uuussss


Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in

So shame on us now

Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains

Since you came around

Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in

So shame on us now

Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains

Now we're lying in the cold hard cave


OH, OH, PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS!


Black Riders chased us down

They never saw us cry

Okay maybe we cried

But we had to stay alive

For the Precious

The Precious

The Preciou ou ou ou ou ouusssss


We heard you moved on

From birdses in the trees

They saw you with the Hobbits

Somewhere to the East

So we eats those birds

We eats those birds

We eats those birds birds birds birds birdseeeess


It was long gone

We were stupid to trust

And we realize

The blame is on uuussss


Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in

So shame on us now

Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains

Since he came around

Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in

So shame on us now

Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains

Now we're lying in the cold hard cave


OH, OH, PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS!


Then the saddest fear comes creeping in

That you never loved us, or him, or anyone

Or anything

Oohhhhhhhhhh


We knew you had precious when you walked in

So shame on us now

Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains

Since he came around

Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in

So shame on us now

Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains

Now we're lying in the cold hard cave


We knew you had precious when you walked in

Precious, Precious, Precious

We knew you had precious when you walked in

Precious, Precious, Precious
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# 102
04-10-2013, 08:43 AM
*Dressed like a Baseball park vendor*

Getcha ya Precious heeah! Freshly forged Precious heaah? Who wants a precious?!

*Sees someone wave and tosses one of many "One to rule them all" rings.*
(Now bacon flavored!)
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Posts: 9,335
# 103
04-10-2013, 12:55 PM
Mmmmmm. Onion flavoured.
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# 104
04-10-2013, 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by myrradyn View Post
*Dressed like a Baseball park vendor*

Getcha ya Precious heeah! Freshly forged Precious heaah? Who wants a precious?!

*Sees someone wave and tosses one of many "One to rule them all" rings.*
* Concerned, checks his Collection of Other People's Precious Things buried deep in his secret underwater volcano lair. Sighs with relief upon seeing the true One Ring in it's proper place. *

LOL you don't have the real ring, silly.
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# 105
04-11-2013, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by sander233 View Post
* Concerned, checks his Collection of Other People's Precious Things buried deep in his secret underwater volcano lair. Sighs with relief upon seeing the true One Ring in it's proper place. *

LOL you don't have the real ring, silly.
Better! An onion ring wrapped in bacon!
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# 106
04-11-2013, 04:16 PM
Did someone say "bacon?" *drools*

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# 107
04-11-2013, 07:03 PM
I heard carrots?
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# 108
04-12-2013, 12:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sander233 View Post
* Concerned, checks his Collection of Other People's Precious Things buried deep in his secret underwater volcano lair. Sighs with relief upon seeing the true One Ring in it's proper place. *

LOL you don't have the real ring, silly.
Or you wouldn't know clever decoy if you saw one. >:-D

*Tears the breading off the One TRUE Ring, puts it on his finger and disappears.*

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Better! An onion ring wrapped in bacon!
*Drops some bacon cookies.*

Quote:
Originally Posted by lordmanzelot View Post
I heard carrots?
*Drops some bacon carrots, and then gets into a staring contest with Sauron.*
(Now bacon flavored!)
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# 109
04-12-2013, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by myrradyn View Post
Or you wouldn't know clever decoy if you saw one. >:-D

*Tears the breading off the One TRUE Ring, puts it on his finger and disappears.*
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# 110
04-16-2013, 07:50 AM
Hello there. I noticed the title of this thread and felt I must simply comment on the illogic of the title. Why create a thread if you do not wish anyone to read it?

Humans... so illogically illogical.
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