My MMO Over-site Committee idea has any company that wishes to market an MMO in the US putting the game ownership up as collateral. Failure to pay fines levied against the game in a reasonable time would forfeit the game ownership to the MMO Over-site Committee. Then they could fix it and run it correctly with no further violations.
Man, your little comedy of errors is hilariously full of fail.
I gotta say, though, something about the idea of the MMO Police in their Black Helicopters of Gaming makes me smile.