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# 241
02-09-2010, 08:19 AM
Best advice? Be social.
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# 242
02-09-2010, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
yup yup, just look at our chests. If our avatars are not stacked like a cheap porn star chances are pretty good it doesn't belong to a shim.
I met an exception to this rule once. She was a clan-mate from Lineage II. I asked her once why she played a dark elf (Lineage II's "porn star build" race). She replied that dark elves were physically shaped more like her than the other races. I thought "yeah, right!" They have very exaggerated proportions- like, cartoon level exaggeration. No way a real person is shaped like that.

Then I met her. Turns out she was telling the truth! LOL

Of course, she very well may be the only exception to your rule.

That was a fun week.
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# 243
02-09-2010, 08:29 AM
Run ladies run!

It is a trap!
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# 244
02-09-2010, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Dekar_Corvus
The last girl i dated was a super hot nympho...which is why i stuck around for almost a year and a half. But she is the craziest person i have ever met. Like i mean insane....i'm sure clinically. But i finally accepted the fact i need something better and left

Now i'm bitter, and think all you ladies are a little nuts. which seems to be imparring my efforts to meet a nice young lady lol

oh well....
Sorry to bring the serious here, but I had a similar experience and it sounds like fun and games until it happens to you. My problem was that she would want it all the time, then feel guilty about it and round and round it went so I never knew what the hell was going on. And it made it hard for me to connect with anyone after that. We lasted two years and I was sinlge for about 6 months afterwards when I met a girl who turned out to be a little unhinged. Great luck. Finally met my wife after being single for about 3 years. And I've never been happier.

The twist here is, we met playing WoW. I bumped into her in STV and said "Nice hat". Seriously. Just had our 1 year anniversary in September, and we've been together 4 years now.

My feeling is that meeting someone online boils the relationship down to whether or not you engage with someone on an intellectual level. Do they like the same things? Do they find you funny? Meeting someone IRL can bring in factors such as physical appearance which can either put you off or turn you on, but for the wrong reasons, clouding you from what is really important in a relationship. Anyway, just in case some of you are as sappy as me here is a link to one of our wedding photos. CLICKY (I apologise for my hair)
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# 245
02-09-2010, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Rabidfish View Post
Sorry to bring the serious here, but I had a similar experience and it sounds like fun and games until it happens to you. My problem was that she would want it all the time, then feel guilty about it and round and round it went so I never knew what the hell was going on. And it made it hard for me to connect with anyone after that. We lasted two years and I was sinlge for about 6 months afterwards when I met a girl who turned out to be a little unhinged. Great luck. Finally met my wife after being single for about 3 years. And I've never been happier.

The twist here is, we met playing WoW. I bumped into her in STV and said "Nice hat". Seriously. Just had our 1 year anniversary in September, and we've been together 4 years now.

My feeling is that meeting someone online boils the relationship down to whether or not you engage with someone on an intellectual level. Do they like the same things? Do they find you funny? Meeting someone IRL can bring in factors such as physical appearance which can either put you off or turn you on, but for the wrong reasons, clouding you from what is really important in a relationship. Anyway, just in case some of you are as sappy as me here is a link to one of our wedding photos. CLICKY (I apologise for my hair)


Apology accepted
jk


Cool story!

Wanting it all the time was NOT a bad thing! lol Thats why we lasted as long as we did. 4x a day minimum was awesome! The problem was when i had to talk to her...she was insane!! If we were not having sex, we were fighting about her crazy paranoid fantasies about how everyone is out to get her! etc...
I'm not the type to bad mouth my ex's so i wont give example of her crazy...

but i am completely afraid to meet a new girl, for fear that they are simply hiding the crazy....and it wont be apparent till after its too late!

I'm not opposed to meeting a girl online. In all honesty...if i can find someone i can relate to, have fun with...and is not insecure or jealous about the attention i often get online, or locally performing....then i'd marry her! with or without 4x a day lmao...
i just want a partner i can have fun with and have things in common with! but finding someone as odd and random as me....is a challenge.
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# 246
02-09-2010, 10:13 AM
I promise that having a uterus does not raise the incidence of crazy. I have one and I'm perfectly normal. Right, Mr. Sock?

Sock puppet nods enthusiastically.

See?
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# 247
02-09-2010, 10:15 AM
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Best advice? Be social.
Second best advice: Bring Chocolate.
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# 248
02-09-2010, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by zarlak View Post
i have no grip on reality, i fly around space, shoot lasers at people, time travel through magic gates that talk to me and fight aliens every day in both space and exotic planets

in some places they would put me in rehab for telling thm this


LMAO its truee!!
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# 249
02-09-2010, 10:34 AM
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I promise that having a uterus does not raise the incidence of crazy. I have one and I'm perfectly normal. Right, Mr. Sock?

Sock puppet nods enthusiastically.

See?
i like you....u make me smile
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# 250
02-09-2010, 10:35 AM
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I promise that having a uterus does not raise the incidence of crazy. I have one and I'm perfectly normal. Right, Mr. Sock?

Sock puppet nods enthusiastically.

See?
This post is full of win
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