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I gave my Klingon a full inventory of tribbles, force my Andorian to drink Targ milk, and pump my Trill full of antibiotic hyposprays.

Anyone else have examples of jerk-moves against their command staff?
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# 2
02-05-2010, 03:22 PM
Sometimes when there is a room with 3 groups of klingons/gorns/whatever I position them right in the middle and make each attack a dude from a different group. Then I go take a coffee
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# 3
02-05-2010, 03:22 PM
I make them team up with me.
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# 4
02-05-2010, 03:24 PM
They endure my Shatner impressions.

...and I don't share my good loot, just the garbage. They carry a LOT of batteries around for me.
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# 5
02-05-2010, 03:25 PM
No, I love them all like family
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# 6
02-05-2010, 03:53 PM
I'm not.

But all my BOs are hot chicks.
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# 7
02-05-2010, 03:56 PM
Before I got my full crew, I would send Nameless Security Guy #72 to aggro the room. Does that make me a jerk? :p
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# 8
02-05-2010, 04:00 PM
Make them shave my hairy back while singing Klingon opera translated into Romulan translated into Vulcan translated by a sick babel fish before taking their towels and stranding them.

/sci_fi_fussion_ROCKS!
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# 9
02-05-2010, 04:33 PM
I used to be, until I recreated Kara Thrace as one of my tactical officers. I'm a little bit afraid of her.
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