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He would turn to Scotty and get a miracle.... (Scotty promising twice as long for a job well done in half the time)
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# 2
02-05-2010, 10:26 PM
He'd kirckchop it on the back and tell it to stfu and work. He'd probably yell at scotty to do something as well. While....he...paused after every.....other word.
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# 3
02-05-2010, 10:27 PM
of course scotty would beam a new farm of servers to the sight after he replicated it. He would tell kirk it will take 20 hours, but in fact it only took 5. Then he would write a new program and share it with the devs in the past so they could make a bater game. Then one day he would play the game and get sucked in to the game buffers and be stuck there till some wow head realeases him years after he was 'pose to be dead. That's what scotty would do.
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# 4
02-05-2010, 10:29 PM
He would grab some hot young Jr officer.. take her back to his quarters and say " be back when the server is working, Spock.. you have the comm..."
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# 5
02-05-2010, 10:29 PM
"I canna change the laws of physics Captain, I've got to have more servers!"
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# 6
02-05-2010, 10:29 PM
Captain James T. Kirk would probably sleep with the Borg Queen to get access to the Collectives hive mind, and use that to bolster server capacity. But then we would have all those drones running around trying to farm gold pressed latinum.
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# 7
02-05-2010, 10:29 PM
Kirk would have probably caused it. He had a knack of breaking the things.
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# 8
02-05-2010, 10:30 PM
But what would chuck noris do?
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# 9 Kirk on Cryptic???
02-05-2010, 10:30 PM
He'd say we come in peace. shoot to kill , shoot to kill....
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# 10
02-05-2010, 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WarRaider
But what would chuck noris do?
Chuck Noris would have saved the day. Powering the servers with by the power he unleashes.
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