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My Cruiser would be able to round-house kick those Klinks!
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# 2
02-06-2010, 08:41 PM
If Chuck Norris made the game, when you'd try to install it your computer would explode.
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# 3
02-06-2010, 08:42 PM
He wouldn't need a ship to fly around in space and can just point at a klink and it would explode.
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# 4
02-06-2010, 08:42 PM
We would be able to just stand in space, with no ship...

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# 5
02-06-2010, 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1000_Tons_of_Awesome
We would be able to just stand in space, with no ship...

Wait...Did Chuck Norris make the game? I remember doing that many times in OB!
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# 6
02-06-2010, 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1000_Tons_of_Awesome
My Cruiser would be able to round-house kick those Klinks!
Round house kick ability:

"Chuck Norris climbs into an torpedo tube and launches towards the enemy ship hitting for over 9000 roundhouse damage. This damage bypasses all shields and hull armor, directly attacking the players account instead. This instantly deletes the character being played."
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# 7
02-06-2010, 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeoniscythe
Wait...Did Chuck Norris make the game? I remember doing that many times in OB!
Cryptic is Chuck's CIA alias. He's in your computer, scanning your pr0n.
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# 8
02-06-2010, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 1000_Tons_of_Awesome
If Chuck Norris would have created this game, then there would have been a fist-beard option.
Epic Beard is that option... you just have to buy it's special attack in the C-Store.
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# 9
02-06-2010, 08:47 PM
If Chuck Norris would have created this game, then there would have been a fist-beard option.
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# 10
02-06-2010, 08:59 PM
Evidence that norris is gay.
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