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# 1 Sulu vs. Chuck Norris
02-06-2010, 08:45 PM
Who would win in a fight?

P.S. Trying to lighten the mood around here.
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# 2
02-06-2010, 08:47 PM
Sulu would stand behind chuck, and viciously fist him to death.
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# 3
02-06-2010, 08:47 PM
Gregory House would incapacitate them both, then make their vegetated bodies hold his french fries while he plays Rock Band in the ICU.
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# 4
02-06-2010, 08:49 PM
A meme started to make fun of stupid people vs a meme propagated by stupid people.
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# 5
02-06-2010, 08:49 PM
Quite simply Chuck Norris would never be able to find Sulu. Therefore no fight would ever start.
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# 6
02-06-2010, 08:50 PM
sulu would win beacuse he is a master ninja and chuck would be like WTF wheres sulu then BAHM sulu will kung fu kick him in the head
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# 7
02-06-2010, 09:17 PM
Who cares you wouldn't be able to find either of them anyway because they're both washups
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# 8
02-06-2010, 09:20 PM
I would say that Sulu would put up a good fight, but c'mon. It's Chuck Norris. He doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.

Also, there's no such thing as a lesbian. Just women who haven't met Chuck Norris.
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# 9
02-06-2010, 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sikari
I would say that Sulu would put up a good fight, but c'mon. It's Chuck Norris. He doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.

Also, there's no such thing as a lesbian. Just women who haven't met Chuck Norris.
There's also no such thing as a good Chuck Norris joke. Sulu would win just on the fact Chuck is a newb and doesn't know where he is simple as that
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# 10
02-06-2010, 09:24 PM
Sulu would just start the "Sulu Dance" (see youtube); and Chuck would just start laughing...
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