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# 51
02-08-2010, 12:57 PM
None can stand before the Immortal God-Emperor of Man!

His armies shall crush all of his enemies and purge the galaxy of the taint of Xenos, Heretics, Mutants, and Chaos!

The Mighty God-Emperor shall protect us from whatever catastrophe the crazy Norse guy is planning. I bet it has the taint of Chaos all over it.
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# 52
02-08-2010, 01:00 PM
Poo Poo ...
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# 53
02-08-2010, 01:20 PM
This guy needs admited to the nearest nut house and toss the key out the window.

I would suggest a thorizine milkshake followed with 20mg ativan at least every 2 hours them some ECT just to smooth out the edges.

And of course if this don't work a cage will do.
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# 54
02-08-2010, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by CaptainBeefheart View Post
This guy needs admited to the nearest nut house and toss the key out the window.

I would suggest a thorizine milkshake followed with 20mg ativan at least every 2 hours them some ECT just to smooth out the edges.

And of course if this don't work a cage will do.
That's right, The Mascara Snake.
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# 55
02-08-2010, 01:38 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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# 56
02-08-2010, 01:40 PM
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Poo Poo ...
*Giggle fit* You said a dirty word!
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# 57
02-08-2010, 01:46 PM
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*Giggle fit* You said a dirty word!
No. I said a dirty word ... TWICE
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# 58
02-08-2010, 02:27 PM
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That's right, The Mascara Snake.
I Am the First Shaman, the shaman who takes action

About 6000 years ago, when everybody else was busy killing his brother, I Hung Myself at Yggdrasil, the Worldtree, above the Nothing, for 9 days and nights, until I Could Surface the Runestones with a scream.
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# 59
02-08-2010, 02:38 PM
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I Am the First Shaman, the shaman who takes action

About 6000 years ago, when everybody else was busy killing his brother, I Hung Myself at Yggdrasil, the Worldtree, above the Nothing, for 9 days and nights, until I Could Surface the Runestones with a scream.
So wait, do you want us to read your title as the destroyer of worlds, and you are of the Christians? Or is it that you destroy the worlds that are the Christian's? I hope it's the latter, because the former makes very little sense. Actually, it doesn't make much sense anyway...

Also, why was my thread about my cat locked and this one is going through it's third page?
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# 60
02-08-2010, 02:55 PM
The chinese call me "Yen-zti Bai Go", meaning Dragonfly of the 9th Dimension. Within each of my cells contain the dna for every living creature on the planet. But if a species goes extinct, that genome is removed from my cellular memory by way of 10 thai midgets with forks.

When I transcended from my mere mortal body, I ate a cookie and drank milk. Then Santa Claus came and discussed why he should retire from being one of the owners of the Detriot Lions. I shook my head and with a powerlevel over 9000, I shoo'd him away so I could concentrate on the expansion of my medulla ablongata.

Yet when I awoke the next day, my body had disappeared, replaced instead, by a tree. I contemplated the meaning of this for five minutes before the reality dawned on me.
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