I would, but he's a fictional character. :p

Japan has made it legal to marry fictional characters. Go be a citizen of Japan. Then you can do it!

lol, but I wouldn't be able to have sex with the "real thing" or anything.... so what would be the point? :p

Is he capable of that, anyway? Been a while since I last watched TNG intently. I recall him trying kissing, but that didn't come out so well, since he wasn't enjoying it, just processing how he should properly do it.

In one of the episodes He said he was able to perfrom in such an action. Though as an android with no emotions I doubt he would...*perform* even a simple gf/bf relationship...

Also I know theres probally some random guy or gal out there who like strange things but...*performing* with an android or as you called him...A Computer....I'm not sure it would be very...pleasent...for the human....

As for me I could settle for a coffee as my love first thing in the morning.

Speaking of Coffee...brb