Science Officer: Captain, we have detected The Internet.
Ravenstein: Very well, engage Caps Lock.
Weapons Officer: Caps Lock engaged, sir.
Science Officer: The Internet has locked nerdrage.
Ravenstein: Excellent. Prepare rambling post rife with grammar and spelling errors.
Doctor: Dammit Raven! I'm a doctor, not a troll!
Ravenstein: I know, but this could be the only chance we have to let the Devs know how we really feel about their game. This could be the one post like this they will actually read.