Lt. Commander
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I have to share the ingame mail I got from my wife last night. I play a Liberated Borg. Yes..I know I am very lucky




Oh borg, my borg,
with hard bits where jiggly bits oft reside,
When willst you gaze upon me
with your single laz'r'd eye?
When willst thy love upon me shine,
like a gentl'r phaser beam?
When willst thine lens begin to fog
with passion's heat-caus'd steam?

Oh, borg, my borg,
how soon can I caress thine gear so strong
Why must thou make me sit right here
and for thy presence long?
Soon, I pray, you will come
and show me your Borg-made rocket
and we together will learn, my love,
if it fits a human's socket.
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# 2
02-08-2010, 02:12 PM
That's awesome.

I wish my SO wouldn't care if I spent all week on an mmo.
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# 3
02-08-2010, 02:20 PM
captain... the nerdiness

ITS OVER 9000
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# 4
02-08-2010, 02:29 PM
That's adorable! I mean, not only is it sweet but it's really well-written and clever.

I really think playing games like this together is fun for a couple and gives them yet another common frame of reference for fun stuff like this. Mine and my hubby's playstyle is different so he's already higher level but when we do play together it's really fun.
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# 5
02-08-2010, 02:32 PM
WOW. Can your wife be myn too j/k

Thats really awsomes I wish my gf wrote borg love letters to me, she would get anything she wants...not she dosnt already lol
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# 6
02-08-2010, 02:39 PM
Very cool indeed.

Thank you for sharing it with us.
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# 7
02-08-2010, 02:49 PM
Over 9000!?
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# 8
02-08-2010, 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by peril View Post
I have to share the ingame mail I got from my wife last night. I play a Liberated Borg. Yes..I know I am very lucky




Oh borg, my borg,
with hard bits where jiggly bits oft reside,
When willst you gaze upon me
with your single laz'r'd eye?
When willst thy love upon me shine,
like a gentl'r phaser beam?
When willst thine lens begin to fog
with passion's heat-caus'd steam?

Oh, borg, my borg,
how soon can I caress thine gear so strong
Why must thou make me sit right here
and for thy presence long?
Soon, I pray, you will come
and show me your Borg-made rocket
and we together will learn, my love,
if it fits a human's socket.
Send back:
I was the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender yourself. I will add my biological distinctiveness to your own (which may require multiple nano-probe injections). I will adapt to satisfy you. Resistance is favorable.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 9
02-08-2010, 06:03 PM
I was really hoping for a crude, not so subtle, reference to sex using the words "assimilation" and "nano probes" but I guess this will do.
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# 10
02-08-2010, 06:07 PM
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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