Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
We should have a new race.

It should be half Klingon and half Vulcan at least then when it gets is ass kicked it can reason the logic why
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 2
02-05-2010, 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Balvin
We should have a new race.

It should be half Klingon and half Vulcan at least then when it gets is ass kicked it can reason the logic why
and after going over the logic kill everything it comes across in a furious rage for blood?
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
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# 3 Camping with Kirk and Spock
02-10-2010, 01:38 PM
This came from http://osuniverse.homestead.com/index.html
Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Spock wakes his faithful friend.
"Jim, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Kirk replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Kirk ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Spock is silent for a moment, then speaks."Jim, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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