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Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Spock wakes his faithful friend.
"Jim, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Kirk replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Kirk ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Spock is silent for a moment, then speaks."Jim, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."