You think Orson Welles' greatest role was also his last.

The pizza delivery guy is late and you theorize that he's actually on time, but somehow he slipped out of phase with you so you can't see him.

You might be a red neck Star Trek geek if:

Your Type-6 shuttlecraft is in your front yard on blocks.

you have a Halo Poster on the same wall as a bunch of maps from fantasy series

You make sure people know you're MOST DEFINITELY a Star TREK fan, not a Star WARS fan (to call one the other is complete heresy).

If your walls are adorned with pictures of dreadnaughts, fantasy series maps, and a My-Hime Wallscroll.

I'm not a geek.

Denial is a hard phase to go through.

I went through that when my bunny died. I was like 'No he is not dead! He is just pining for the fjords! Nevermind the fact that he doesn't know what a fjord is, he is pining for them!'

i have played star wars mmo and currently playing a star trek mmo thats as far as i go for being a geek i never been to a convention i dont care much for expanded universe stuff either

Your phone number is based off your favorite sci-fi character.

I'll show you why I'm a dork.

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