Anyone fancy a match, 5-a-side?

All we need is:

A large-ish flat area (maybe somewhere on Risa) to serve as a pitch.
Four of the Q's WW snowman statues (2 at each end of the pitch).
One balloon for the ball.

One of the stupid things I do to blow off steam between matches is kick balloons over the railing into the "ball pit" (AKA, embassy ops).

I don't suggest something so competitive though. There are too many rules and bylaws and traditions someone will want to drag in to make it a "proper game".

Oddly enough, I approve.

Sounds like something they do on Red Dwarf.

Issue 1 with this.

physics pieces are rendered client side. not server side. so each client makes it own judgment on what goes where or if the thing is even there or not.

as for the rest. well i am not going to start that.