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Lok'tar! My name is Thrall, Warchief of the Horde. My girlfriends (a Warchief is quite popular, you know) were constantly nagging me to go out and do something with them instead of just ruling my beautiful kingdom.

I suppose I should introduce my lovely girlfriends; The Lovely Jaina Proudmoore, The Nubile Tyrande Whisperwind, and The Ferocious (if you know what I mean) Sylvanas Windrunner.

It was decided, after much debate, that we should go fishing. After even more wrangling the ladies finally agreed on the beautiful Steamweedle Port in Tanaris the Bright. As we went to fish a small goblin lad followed us at a not very discrete distance. I am a celebrity, after all. I decided to ignore him. What harm could he do?

Shortly after we started fishing the small goblin lad ran up to us and excitedly explained his new invention to me! I had no idea what he was saying, but he seemed very excited. When he activated it, though, something strange happened.

We found ourselves, goblin and all, on the Sol station in the Alpha Quadrant. What strange goblin magic was this? I tried to throttle the goblin, who turned out to be a lady not a little boy, into getting us back but she seemed just as confused as we did. With no way to get home, we began to explore, and learned that we had entered some strange alternative universe. At first I wanted to join the Klingons and wreak havoc on the weak federation scum. Unfortunately, their scent offended the delicate sensibilities of my girlfriends. Finally I capitulated and decided to fight for the Federation in their war. One war is as good as another, after all. Since their war was now our war, we decided to call our ship the "U.S.S. War Craft".

Naturally I was declared the captain. I must admit I look quite strapping in my new uniform.

Sylvanas immediately declared herself my tactical officer. She does not trust in the strength of the living.

Tyrande and Jaina started bickering over second choice, totally ignoring the goblin, until I forced them to play "Rock, Scissors, Paper" for first choice. Jaina still won't talk to me.

I'll admit to having some doubts about a blond engineering officer.

I was going to take a picture of Sprinkle, as I learned the goblin's name is, on the bridge but you can't see her behind her console. I absolutely refused to let her get near any machinery, so she's taken up science.

Wish us luck in our new war. Me and my beautiful girlfriends, new and old (sprinkle is quite energetic, it turns out), will be flying around a sector near you.

Lok'tar ogar!
Captain Thrall of the U.S.S. ********
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
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# 2
02-17-2010, 04:51 AM
Err Ok Good luck then
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# 3
02-17-2010, 05:17 AM

Your girlfriends huh? Glad my collection aren't 3D!

Anyway glad your here. Have fun ^.~
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# 4
02-17-2010, 05:27 AM
For the Hor-Federation!
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# 5
02-17-2010, 06:49 AM
Zug Zug

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