1) Dekar is full of sh*t.
2) Ravenstein is best viewed from safe distances.
3) Chat is Chat.
4) Daevan can and will give you rabies. No exceptions.
5) Everyone likes me, there's nothing wrong with me at all, ever.
6) Gravity. It's the law.
7) Sulu is not here.
8) NEVER show us a picture of yourself if you're at all attractive. You've already broken this rule. Prepare to reap the sexually repressed whirlwind.