You refer to your vehicle as your "runabout", and your house as your "Starbase."
You refer to your garage as "Engineering."
You refer to your microwave as a "replicator".
You wonder why your GPS doesn't extend out into the physical world.
You've named any of your pets "tribble."
You've attempted to make Rokeg Blood Pie.
You've attempted to mind meld with loved ones, friends, or co-workers.
You constantly walk into doors....
You refer to your dishwasher as a science console.
When you turn on your headlights, you say, 'Fire all phasers! Spacebar! Spacebar!'.
End of the workday, you look for your transwarp button.
You beat up your coworkers and take their sandwiches.
You cell goes off and your tap your left breast area.
You get a papercut and start shouting for a science officer.
You run around work hosing people down with a fire suppression device.
You then hand out fire suppression devices to your coworkers are surprised they are not randomly spraying them around.
You try to change your coworker's name to 'Alice' and expand her bust.
You 'lunge' at people hoping that your disintegrating hands exploit ability kicks in.
You get out of your car and start pointing a gun at around.
Whenever someone says you need to 'Aid the Planet', you get back in your car and drive off.
You have trouble sitting in your chair.
if you call your car a shuttle ...
you call your iphone or mobile a tri corder..
when driving you say ensine turn starboard or port..
you have a logo on your shirt and you tap it to try to talk to your ship..
when you start writting in your diary you start with stardate ..... and captains log....