Damn, I don't know how to break it to you
We used your ships for training exercises
Reassigned your crew to the borg front, they got assimilated
We just fried your tribbles, they were delicious
And we used your credits to play Dabo at Quarks. We lost, badly
I took your dad out for dinner yesterday evening and got to 2nd base. I tried to steal 3rd but missed it and found myself in the dug out.