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Am curious what we will find in this category..

Post your best (read as worst) pick-up lines.. the cheeziest/freakiest the better!

I'll start..


Hi! I work for NASA and I want to probe Uranus.



Lt. Commander
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# 2
03-08-2010, 07:48 AM
Umm, can I touch your boobs?
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# 3
03-08-2010, 07:49 AM
One of my famous lines:
Quote:
Nice legs, they'd make me a damn fine scarf!
4 possible reactions:
- Scarf
- Laugh
- Blushing escape
- Brawl
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# 4
03-08-2010, 07:51 AM
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!

Obscure reference that very few will get but those that do will most likely run away. Ah well.
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# 5
03-08-2010, 07:51 AM
Pardon me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Okay, it may sound bad, but believe me, if you have a rag with chloroform, it works every...single...time.
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# 6
03-08-2010, 07:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flasherman View Post
Pardon me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Okay, it may sound bad, but believe me, if you have a rag with chloroform, it works every...single...time.
From the classic writers of the famous "Get in the van, I have a knife"?
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# 7
03-08-2010, 07:53 AM
The classic of: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chat
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!

Obscure reference that very few will get but those that do will most likely run away. Ah well.
Do you have the magical bat that can do anything, Excalibolg?
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# 8
03-08-2010, 07:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ravenstein View Post
Do you have the magical bat that can do anything, Excalibolg?
Yes. Maybe Chat should stop hitting every guy she sees with it and just ask them out first...
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# 9
03-08-2010, 07:57 AM
I've always liked "that outfit looks good on you... But it'd look even better on my bedroom floor!"

Although Dakota has managed to beat me. "Hey, baby... Wanna take a trip to South Dakota?"


Not fair, really. I can't make any clever puns using my name. Doesn't help that my full name makes me sound like some British butler.

...Hm, maybe I can use that.
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# 10
03-08-2010, 08:42 AM
Once, I handed a cigarette to a young lady (who doesn't smoke).. and I said..

"Here.. I had a dream about you last night.. thought you could use this."

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