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Since my last thread was archived, I decided to keep this thread alive. Come up with some Yo Momma jokes using only Star Trek terminology. I will start first.

Yo Momma so fat, she jumped into a wormhole and got stuck.
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# 2
03-08-2010, 09:50 PM
During the Dominion war, they used yo mamma to plug the wormhole to keep out enemy fleets.
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# 3
03-08-2010, 09:59 PM
yo monnas so fat, she sat on a worm hole, and skittles popped out!

(Do you get skittles in the US?)..lol
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# 4
03-09-2010, 02:36 AM
Yo momma so fat, Nero built The Narda to move her.
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# 5
03-09-2010, 05:06 AM
Your momma's so ugly, even Ferrengi think she should be clothed.
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# 6
03-09-2010, 06:28 AM
Yo momma so fat, not even all the borg can asimilate her!

Yo momma ain't logical! (Only works on Vulcan's)

Yo momma so fat, she hat a replicator built around her head to keep her fed all day

Yo momma has no ridges!
Yo momma has no honor! (for Klignons)

Yo momma so dumb, even Pacleds can think she's a moron!

Yo momma so ugly, she can't even get a date with 20 horgon's on Risa!

Yo momma so fat she uses holodecks to recreate Wonka's factory as a buffet!
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# 7
03-09-2010, 07:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sural_Argonus
Your momma's so ugly, even Ferrengi think she should be clothed.
^This one nearly killed me.

Yo mamma so stupid she still can't work the computer.
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# 8
03-09-2010, 08:35 AM
your mommie so fat she needs a solar system to turn around.
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# 9
03-09-2010, 08:44 AM
Yo mamma sneezed and created a level 12 shockwave.
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# 10
03-09-2010, 08:46 AM
Yo mamma so fat she is the new Romulan Homeworld.
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