Your mamma's so old, she was around when the Q discovered fire.

Yo momma's so old, she's actually the Great Great Great Great Great grandmother of the Grand Nagus.

Yo mama's so fat the Vulcan science academy based their research on red matter on her.

Yo Mamma so fat, she was floating in Sector Space and Kirk claimed her as a New World.

Yo mammas so nasty the crabs developed thier own civilization and built a warp core powered by cottage cheese.

Yo Mammas so nasty that no one wants to make First Contact.


i feel degrdded just writing those :/

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the starship for dilithium crystals.

Yo mamma so small, she assimilates the Borg.

Yo momma so fat she sat on a starship and created four runabouts.

Yo mama's so fat that scientists track her position by observing anomalies in Pluto's orbit.

Yo mama's so big that doctors use scuba divers as nanobots.

Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation.

Yo mama's so fat that even on a starship, she makes the ship capsize.

Your mama's so fat and old that the Big Bang was caused by her falling down