*Discordant Kids Show music plays. An area which looks like this only with scraps of paper on the floor and other assorted junk cluttered around the sides of the Jeffires tube can be seen. A panel opens nearby and Corban crawls out. He looks around the area for a moment then see's the camera and huge crazed smile crosses his face*
Oh...hello KIDS!!! *Laughs manically for around 20 seconds*
Welcome to the show. We're gonna have some fun today!!!!! OHHHHHH YEAH!!!
We'll have some special guests (Who ever I choose to respond to that is)...we'll make some crafts!
*Holds up a straw, bent in half with some chewing gum stuck to it*
*Holds up a hamster ball with a frantically scrambling hamster inside. Looks into the camera for a moment...then a frown crosses his features*
Oh...you don't think I'm going to eat him do you? No no no. He quit his job as navigator aboard the U.S.S. Loveship and decided to help co-host this show! We'll be having a contest to name him later on.
Anyways...its time for our first guest. Please let me welcome.....
1. A man starts on his road and he will never finish said road. The best he can hope to do is die on the side of road so the passing cars don't get man-entrails all over them.
2. I would wish that the world be more like a heroic anime series or comic book. That way things are more interesting.
3. I have been practicing magic since I wrested my first magic staff from a talking cat at age seven. The cat was a fighter but a couple of solid hits brought the bugger down. After claiming the magic staff as my own I set about amassing more power to conquer the world.
4. Glasses drive men nuts. And grow red hair. Dress fun.