Well thanks Raven..you've been an awesome guest! Hopefully we can have you back again sometime.
My producer wants me to mention that...*Looks at the back of his hand and squints*
All guests of the Happy Happy Fun Time show stay in their own chairs courtesy of their own means of income.
Okay..moving along. Our next guest made his first appearance on T.V. right here on this show. I think we have a clip.
*Waves his hands in the air greeting all the young peoples* Hi every...... *trips on his face and knocks himself out*
*Is smoking from a "pipe" when the clip ends and quickly stashes the pipe behind his back*
Ladies and Gents, boys and girls, please give a cold round of applause for...HAIRYMANBACK!
Please sit down. Okay fine just stand there then. Just like our previous guest I'll ask you a series of questions....right after this commercial message!
Okay, we're back!
Hairy I'm sure many of our viewer want to know how you became assimilated. Personally I could care less.
1st question: Does it itch?
2nd question: Y'know...that thing. Right there.
3rd queston: Is the latest Borg queen cool, bad, or drool?
4th question: How many magazines are in your bathroom?
5th queston: Why?
And while you come up with some answers...LET DANCE!!!!