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Just for fun.

Found this on the internet, don't know if it has been posted already. Enjoy!

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# 2
03-12-2010, 06:37 AM
Hehe, I had to laugh.

There is also one out with a top 50 or 100 of reasons why Janeway kicks Picards ass on any given day. :p
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# 3
03-12-2010, 06:45 AM
*Thermal sheilds on*

Janeway beats both.
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# 4
03-12-2010, 07:07 AM
Did Kirk learn a complex alien language while simultaneously fighting an invincible electro-beast and establishing first contact with a new species?

I don't think so.

Did Kirk live an entire lifetime in the space of 20 minutes?

I think not.

Did Kirk get assimilated by the Borg and subjected to unimaginable mental tortures, while having to watch himself order the destruction of thousands of his own people, including friends, and not only survive, but heal entirely?

Nope.

Finally...

Did Kirk see four lights?

Negative. Kirk would probably have seen five.

Picard > Kirk. :p
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# 5
03-12-2010, 07:30 AM
Kirk > Picard, because Kirk wouldn't give the helm controls of the Enterprise to a 15 year old kid and promote him to be an officer.

Kirk > Picard, because every man's dream is to go out and explore the galaxy, doing every alien woman he can find. Kirk did that way more times.

Kirk > Picard, because "tea, earl grey, hot" < fist fights.
Kirk > Picard, because Kirk would phaser his first officer if he were told he couldn't beam down for away missions.
Kirk > Picard, because Kirk's Enterprise had all women crewmembers in hot miniskirts.
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# 6
03-12-2010, 07:43 AM
58. The women on Picardís ship wear long pants. On Kirkís ship, miniskirts are mandatory.
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# 7
03-12-2010, 07:48 AM
It all boils down to whether you think a guy who improves relations with other races is worse or better than a guy who did his best to ruin relations with other races.
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# 8
03-12-2010, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
Did Kirk see four lights?

Negative. Kirk would probably have seen five.
Kirk would have beaten the Cardassian to death with one of the lights, and years later slept with the daughter when she'd grown up and come looking for revenge.
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# 9
03-12-2010, 09:11 AM
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Kirk would have beaten the Cardassian to death with one of the lights, and years later slept with the daughter when she'd grown up and come looking for revenge.
Couldn't have said it better!
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# 10
03-12-2010, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
Did Kirk get assimilated by the Borg and subjected to unimaginable mental tortures, while having to watch himself order the destruction of thousands of his own people, including friends, and not only survive, but heal entirely?
Kirk would've punched the living daylights out of every borg, then HE assimilated THEM to make them do his bidding.

And if Kirk met Q, he wouldn't allow Q to take the Enterprise to have a first contact situation with the Borg. Kirk would've taken Q to Ten Forward, got him drunk, and proceeded to flirt with every hot ensign around.
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