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# 1 Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!
03-10-2010, 10:12 PM
Today the man is 70! Let the Norris Jokes BEGIN!
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# 2
03-11-2010, 02:42 AM
I wasn't aware that this was the barrens chat.
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# 3
03-11-2010, 05:18 AM
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
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# 4
03-11-2010, 05:26 AM
If Chuck Norris had starred in 300, it would have been called 1.
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# 5
03-11-2010, 06:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woebetide
If Chuck Norris had starred in 300, it would have been called 1.
And the famous line would have been; "THIS... IS... CHUCK's.... HOUSE!!!!!!"
And he would have roundhouse kicked the guy into the pit.
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# 6
03-11-2010, 08:50 AM
silly rabbit, chuck norris doesn't have a birthday, he's always existed, he's only 70 because he chose to make his self known 70 years ago.
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# 7
03-11-2010, 11:03 AM
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
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# 8
03-11-2010, 12:58 PM
I heard this one on the radio today...Chuck Norris didn't turn 70...70 turned Chuck Norris.
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# 9
03-11-2010, 03:12 PM
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can email you a Roundhouse Kick.
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# 10
03-11-2010, 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonathanMax
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can email you a Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't need anti-virus.

Corrolary; If you try to rick-roll chuck Norris, it returns on you with 10x roundhouse force.
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