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# 151
07-13-2010, 04:35 PM
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While Gravv is blathering again. *sigh*...will point out a more USEFUL tidbit for anyone reading this looking for a fleet.
I'm not really a good recruiter I know that, just trying to keep these here threads on the 1st page
I could stop posting here if you really want me to lol I dont care :p
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# 152
07-14-2010, 11:57 AM
And lose my chance to bust your chops ???? NEVER !! What fun would that be ??!!???
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# 153
07-14-2010, 02:08 PM
Deanna Troy, while on Qo'nos, was admiring a Female Klingon's necklace.

"What is it made of?" she asked.

"Denebian Slime Devil's teeth," the Klingon replied.

"I suppose," Deanna said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."

"Oh, no," The Klingon objected. "Any fool can open an oyster."
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# 154
07-15-2010, 06:25 AM
Very true. A victory where you have risked nothing is worth nothing.
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# 155
07-15-2010, 07:46 AM
And there...we sum up the Klingon mentality in one scene.
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# 156
07-15-2010, 12:00 PM
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And there...we sum up the Klingon mentality in one scene.
hehe here is some other stuff :

The Brigadier General enters the doctor's office. He addresses the doctor.

"You've got to help me! I'm troubled by silent gas emissions.
All the time, these silent gas emissions!
Yesterday at the Council of Elders, I had five silent gas emissions.
Today, in the Great Hall, I had nine silent gas emissions.
And now, in your office, I've had three silent gas emissions.
How can you cure these silent gas emissions?
What will you do?"

The doctor replied, "Well, first I'm going to check your hearing!"
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# 157
07-16-2010, 05:30 AM
G'ah. Just give me nose plugs !
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# 158
07-16-2010, 11:59 AM
Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer:

1. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
2. By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
3. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
4. Our competitors are without honor!
5. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
6. This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
7. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
8. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
9. My program has just dumped Stova Core!
10. Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!
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# 159
07-17-2010, 12:43 PM
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
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# 160
07-17-2010, 08:49 PM
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb, really ?

What? You lowly dishonorable targ pup? Are you afraid of a little dark ??
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