Q: How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
The sultry redheaded (Hair color is wonderful) Orion Lt Commander slinked out of the dressing room and admired the resuts. As did several distracted males.
This is how an Orion uses all her Assets.
She looked over the new equipment list that has been loaded onto her Raptor and wanted to be sure to give her regards to her fellow Unrepentant gang. The fleet bank had been most useful and she knew she'd continue returnung the favor.
It's nice to have Connections and Orions are VERY good at networking, as the Feddies call it.
She beamed up to the bridge and sauntered to her chair, loincloth swaying just so.
The men tried to not stare, and Laska the female Klingon just shook her head grinning. Kyrlea had told her about this and they were ok with each other's unique feminity and strengths...
Siilly boys, Raptors are for girls to fly smartly...
She gave the order to go to the lowlands. "We have some buisness with the Martok House."
All realized that the quiet support would be gone after this moment. There would be new enemies.
Great enemies to conquer, great enemies to wage war with until the end of times. The beginning of times, the struggle that is bestowed upon us is one we can not deny. The struggle that is called evolution is slow, and progress is fast when traveling faster then light became requirement. It took humans almost 300 years to progress from a war like, dis organised, kapitalistic race, to a peace seaking police race. With the help of the vulcans and a drunk scientist who made warp engines for money mhuhahaha
We klingons after centuries of war are still standing, and now we have more fronts then we should be able to handle. Offcourse having Orions, nausicaans, and King Slathis doing our bidding we can still fight a glorious battle that will have many stories! Mhuhahah
So as Kyrlea was entering her report, she was having a hard..er a difficult time mentioning the skipper she teamed up with...
"So We really worked them over with B'Dong... no...
Uh, I really liked how B'Dong threw it down on the ground.. hmmm..
B'dong really knew how to stick to the enemies of Martok... Yeah that'll work"
"Better than you saying how you really like to work with B'Dong's crew!" Laska laughed..