You people are dumb. I know all you guys use the internet for is STO and pr0n, but even in the latter case, I'd think you would've ran across some stuff on flogging.
Try not to get too excited.
Since you were so willing to submit for punishment and then had to spell out what you wanted, we can accomodate.
Myself, what you do on your off bridge time is your business. I sent Carlos his Vecro gloves and sheep suit... so it's only fair I send you the typical restraints and other leathers, Tell your First Officer that there will be a high quality riding crop enroute..
We do try to take care of our fleet.
Didn't know we had a Klink link! Sheesh.... and you're an occifer!?
I'll offer my services for the weekend for a full case of Crystal Pepsi. However, my "services" generally just include raiding your fridge and driving your recreational vehicles into large bodies of water.