Lieutenant
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 59
# 621
12-13-2012, 07:39 AM
Vega? Can you hear me? Oops, the hook wasn't supposed to go through the spinal cord...
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Posts: 161
# 622
12-16-2012, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by daiouvegeta2 View Post
That's why we have transporters.

Screw using them to rescue people from burning buildings, or using them to safely place a team of people on any spot on a planet.

Nope, they're used for transporting completely piss drunk Ueys from the bars to their beds.
Except that it is usually going to be another drunk Uey doing the transporter. Waaaay too many things that can go wrong. Stick to a shuttle and autopilot.

Uey: "Comthputer, did I tell you how thexy u r?"

Computer: "I see you are drunk again Captain. Setting autopilot back to the ship."
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# 623
12-17-2012, 10:07 AM
Completely true, Corrino.
Commander
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 466
# 624
12-18-2012, 08:10 AM
Nothing quite like being transported half way between clean air and a wall by a friend that just gave you five bloodwine jello shooters.

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# 625
12-27-2012, 11:31 AM
Couldn't we just use the transporter to bring the bar to us? We have all that extra space in the Fortress that could use a new bar every week. We drink all the booze we transport it back and get a new one.

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Lieutenant
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Posts: 59
# 626
12-28-2012, 10:29 AM
Now that is an idea...
Lieutenant
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Posts: 59
# 627
01-02-2013, 09:15 AM
Or we could just transport the booze and send back the empty bottles...
Ensign
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 15
# 628
01-06-2013, 04:45 PM
99 bottles of bloodwine on the wall, 99 bottles of bloodwine. You take one down and pass it around. Uh... and then you have less bottles of bloodwine on the wall. Come to think of it, take them all off the wall and empty them into a garbage can we can all dip our krunk mugs into like on that DS9 episode...
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# 629
01-14-2013, 09:35 AM
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99 bottles of bloodwine on the wall, 99 bottles of bloodwine. You take one down and pass it around. Uh... and then you have less bottles of bloodwine on the wall. Come to think of it, take them all off the wall and empty them into a garbage can we can all dip our krunk mugs into like on that DS9 episode...
Klingon Krunk Mugs for sales at Quarks bar. How great would that be?

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# 630
01-18-2013, 08:43 AM
Surely you aren't suggesting sharing all our bloodwine with non-Ueys?
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