*rubs hands together in evil genius fashion* Where are your precious security guards now, hmmm? Like taking candy from a baby....
*Rolls 20 for initiative and hits Stuck with dual sarcasm pistols*
"Well I guess we're all SO much better off then now aren't we? We've only given in to our most base instincts, betrayed a friend to the thought police, and abused the report function but sure everything is ooookay!!! "
*Stuck takes over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND damage-over-time from Kent's Sarcasm attack*
These things are like plasma, the words may seem inept now but they inflict DoT with a chance to make someone angry thus increasing their infrac chance.