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Lt. Commander
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# 11
03-23-2010, 05:00 PM
so I ordered my first officer to come up with a solution, he immediately suggested that our first cause of action should be to
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# 12
03-23-2010, 05:06 PM
begin calculations for time warp; inexplicably, at the order, my crew dropped what they were doing and changed into drag.
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# 13
03-23-2010, 05:07 PM
we all did the tiiiime waaaaarp again, then realized we'd wasted an hour dancing when the ship was pulling itself apart
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# 14
03-23-2010, 05:10 PM
, having been progammed with an advanced AI named PAL 6000.
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# 15
03-23-2010, 05:39 PM
As NTSC 6000 wasn't the standard format in this area of the galaxy.
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# 16
03-23-2010, 06:26 PM
Ooh, ooh, can I play?

...Before anyone realized it however, alarms started blaring in everyone's ears, and the computer barked out, in it's typical voice, "Emergency....
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# 17
03-23-2010, 06:36 PM
..."there is an eel in your hovercraft" - apparently the translator was broken again.
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# 18
03-23-2010, 06:45 PM
Meanwhile, in Engineering, a startling discovery was made in Jeffries Tube 1337...
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# 19
03-23-2010, 06:52 PM
It was found that Ensign Hoffman had been stashing Snickers bars away in the event of a shipwide emergency. And that a bear had gotten into them.
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# 20
03-23-2010, 06:55 PM
This was no ordinary bear, however; it was a sentient Romulan-bear hybrid. Sneering at the poor ensign who had discovered it, the bear turned and began to speak.
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