I could only submize that the bear was only trying to come to terms that it could speak english, but from what could only be heared with a microphone was "You! I beg you, end this now! Being a Romulan/bear hybrid is so humiliating?". I replyed to the sentient bear that I would end its life so that I could take his hide back home and lay it on my finely woven carpet which was made from 5 german goats.
being a trained starfleet officer though, i put duty first and fixed the life support. Then cried about the loss of the snickers.
Meanwhile on the bridge!!! (Mimicking the voice of the super friends voice over anouncer)
"I can't make heads or tails of it, Sir." The old engineer looked up from the tangled mass of plumbing which had been installed by an extremely intelligent prankster, who had turned the captains chair into a fully functional toilet.
Grimly, the science officer looked down into the cavern below the chair, "this just will not do..."