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# 1 Chuck Norris meets Star Trek
03-23-2010, 05:22 PM
You're all familiar with the famous Chuck Norris jokes, I'm...well, I thought, why not combine Chuck Norris jokes with Star Trek...I'll give some examples:

Chuck Norris does not use Ramming Speed, Chuck Norris gets out of his ship and drops kick his opponent's warp core.

Last time Chuck Norris sneezed, Voyager ended up in the Delta Quadrant

When the Borg attempt to assimilate Chuck Norris, they all grow beards

People have said Warp 10 was impossible...it's not, it's just Chuck Norris standing in the way



Now it's your turn
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# 2
03-23-2010, 05:36 PM
It's a well known fact that whatever Chuck Norris holds true, must be true. It is a little known fact that Chuck Norris is a biblical creationist.
With that, the Voth disappear.
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# 3
03-23-2010, 06:01 PM
The real reason why Klingons are so afraid of Tribbles?

They're Chuck Norris's ...
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# 4
03-23-2010, 06:03 PM
chuck norris is dead and so are his jokes
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# 5
03-23-2010, 09:08 PM
Zefram Cochrane never revealed the secret ingredient he used as fuel to power his first warp ship...Chuck Norris' urine
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# 6
03-23-2010, 11:24 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason the walls fell.
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# 7
03-24-2010, 12:35 AM
Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon"... Chuck Norris is over rated.
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# 8
03-24-2010, 03:22 AM
Chuck Norris exists in Star Trek Online.

Here he goes by the name "Cryptic Gozer."
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# 9
03-24-2010, 05:47 AM
the reason the borg only ever send one cube to attack the federation is they need the rest to defend themselves against chuck norris
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# 10
03-24-2010, 06:17 AM
please for the love of christ keep chuck norris in world of ******** barrens! even after the cataclysm he should remain trapped there! forever !
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