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# 11
03-24-2010, 12:42 PM
Chuck Norris does not have a stun setting.

After mind-melding with Chuck Norris every (!) Vulcan became a die-hard Walker: Texas Ranger fan.

Recommended players for STF: 50 or 1 Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris causes instant Pon Farr.

An Undine bit Chuck Norris once, after a week of excruciating pain, the Undine died.
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# 12
03-24-2010, 01:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Punkwasher View Post
An Undine bit Chuck Norris once, after a week of excruciating pain, the Undine died.
Even I refuse to attack or defend myself from Chuck with anything but long range hyper-ballistic star-crusher bio-missiles.
Of doom.

Version 3000.


Chuck Norris can tank in an escort.
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# 13
03-24-2010, 01:04 PM
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Chuck Norris can tank in an escort.
Chuck Norris can tank in underwear.
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# 14
03-24-2010, 01:09 PM
The Hobus Star did not supernova on its own, Chuck Norris didn't like that particular system and told the Hobus Star to go away.
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# 15
03-24-2010, 01:10 PM
The Tricobalt torpedo is not a new technology it is a Chuck Norris Kidney Stone
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# 16
03-24-2010, 01:26 PM
There are four lights! Unless, ofcourse... Chuck Norris says otherwise.
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# 17
03-24-2010, 03:02 PM
The average speed of Chuck Norris' fist is Transwarp.
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# 18
03-24-2010, 03:49 PM
Klingons' ridges are not naturally occurring; Chuck Norris punched Kahless in the forehead and the imprint stayed.
Riker grew a beard so he could look more like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris directed Q to return to his own solar system immediately.
The Norris is NOT linear.
Chuck Norris can beat the Kobayashi Maru... without cheating.
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# 19
03-24-2010, 03:50 PM
If Chuck Norris gets hit with SNB + VM in pvp, the shooter would get the effects instead.
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# 20
03-24-2010, 05:43 PM
Chuck Norris once guest starred on Star Trek...instead of calling him Chuck Norris, they called him the Doomsday Machine
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