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# 21
03-24-2010, 06:05 PM
Norris is nothing...I watched Bruce Lee rip his chest out and beat him to death in front of a feral kitty...then leave him there.

I will contribute regardless.

Red matter doesn't just come from nowhere, Chuck Norris just uses a syringe to draw it from his right foot.
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# 22
03-24-2010, 07:08 PM
Chuck Norris killed 1,000,000,000,000,000 tribbles, and is a role model for my Klink and a evil murderer for my Fed.
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# 23
03-24-2010, 07:13 PM
Gene Roddenberry wanted to name the ship USS Chuck Norris but Chuck didn't like the premise of the show or ship design(Daedelus Version) so Gene had to go with Enterprise
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# 24
03-26-2010, 08:05 AM
Tribbles once almost became exinct...that day was Chuck Norris' birth.
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# 25
03-26-2010, 09:03 AM
At the thought of giving Norris a walk on role Shatner....lost his...abiliy to speak...with out ...pauses.

Chuck Norris just driving past the studio sucked the awesomeness out of the Packleds, making them what they are today.
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# 26
03-26-2010, 09:20 AM
We are Chuck Norris resistence is FUTILE .
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# 27
03-26-2010, 04:30 PM
Chuck Norris would not have a fighting move called a "Vulcan Nerve Pinch".

Oddly, he does have a Romulan Tickle, however.
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# 28
03-26-2010, 04:39 PM
Little known Fact....the Borg were created by Chuck Norris...you see in the 1980's a ninja clan attempted to take Chuck out...those are not cybernetics...those are prosthetics. How do you think they learned the Phrase "resitance is futile."?
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# 29
03-26-2010, 05:22 PM
Chuck Noris can reverse his WEAPON polarity.
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# 30
03-26-2010, 05:30 PM
When Q visits Chuck Norris...

Just kidding, it's because of Chuck that Q never fully enslaves mankind.
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