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# 21
03-27-2010, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mhuadib
I a from EU whats a Redneck???
www.peopleofwalmart.com gives you a good visual aid
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# 22
03-27-2010, 08:27 PM
If your Deflector Doubles as a satalite dish

If you only use your sonic shower on Saturdays

If you've ever brought a 12 guage to a landing party

If you have rabbit ears with aluminum foil on top of your view screen to get better reception

If you say "break one nine" every time you use the communicator.

If your science station has an actual working 8 track player.

If you've ever watched the Daytona 500 from your main view screen

If your replicator makes a mean bowl of grits..
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# 23
03-27-2010, 08:27 PM
If your engineer is equipped with duck tape......

If you have parts to several different starships in your yard
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# 24
03-27-2010, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by gx4th View Post
Dude! Two things!

My cruiser wasn't made by Ford... I'm a Chevy guy!

I send my bridge officers to the brig if they make fun of my fuzzy dice!
Then if your GM built then your the easiest kill in the game.
I can do it with just shields and a cam recoding and in a matter of seconds without a single shot your going to just explode. Oh yeah it's that new warp core trick. GM's gotta be the best at that skill.
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# 25
03-27-2010, 10:01 PM
I am from the south, and this is freakin hilarious!

You "might" be a space redneck if...

- If you've ever been mud boggin' in a runabout

- if your bridge deck is actually redwood stained

- you've replaced the walls in your quarters with wood paneling

- if you have spurs on your uniform boots

- you're still mezmerized by the new fangled indoor plumbing on the ship

- you've forsaken your uniform for a comfy pair of overalls (with com badge pinned on)

- you draw your captains log in crayon

- the wal mart on DS9 is your favorite shopping spot

- When the cute Ensign brings you coffee (ala TOS style), you slap her on the ass and say "Thanks darlin!"

- Said coffee contains more liquor than coffee

- you can't pilot your own ship because your license has been suspended for too many DUI's
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# 26
03-28-2010, 02:27 PM
if you think a plasma conduit makes a fine subsitute for a grill

if you ever fried fish on the warp core

if you have modified the atv in the captians yacht to look like bigfoot

if it has more stickers on it than a nascar

if the tag on it reads " git'r done"

if your uniform pants have the skoal ring on the back pocket

if you see a targ and think " Hey Dinner"

if your ships computer has a southern drawl

if you have a spare impluse engine hanging from a tree in your front yard

if people mistakingly come to your quarters thinking you are having a yard sale

if in the last battle any velvet elvis's fell off the wall

if when meeting a new race you ask them if they have seen elvis

two words tribble cannon
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# 27
03-28-2010, 02:35 PM
...You have a roll of duct tape designated to repair core breaches.
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# 28
03-28-2010, 10:52 PM
if your luggage for shore leave is one black garbage bag and 3 wal mart bags

if your choice of swimwear makes the natives of risa blush

if you ask hows the huntin round these parts on every away mission

if you've ever returned to the ship with wildlife tied to the front of your shuttle

if you have ever been asked to stop killing the wild life from orbit

if you think the feringi have a good handle on how to treat women

if your body oder can make a targ run away

if you use the terms over thar and over yonder instead of port and starboard

if a klingon is insluted by your table manners

if you had to cancel a taxidermy appointment because that bird of prey you were ordered to kill wasn't an actual bird

if star fleet is actively working on a new universal translator to be able to understand you
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# 29
03-29-2010, 06:59 AM
... You have the port nacell secured with bailing wire.
... You have a bumper sticker that reads "ain't skeered" on your escort.
... Your Ships paint scheme is Realtree.
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# 30
03-29-2010, 07:25 AM
Tripp_Hazzard,

a minor point but rednecks are not just in the south. I have traveled the world and they are everywhere. There are actually more rednecks in New York state, than there are in North or South Carolina.
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