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The 3 legged hampster that was running the server has died of a massive heart attack. He will be missed by the cryptic crew and was fondly remember for his quirky cutness running the server power in its wheel.

RIP old three legged hampster.
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# 2
03-27-2010, 05:47 PM
It's always sad when a hampster dies.

*Flushes the toiled three times and salutes the ex-hampster*
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# 3
03-27-2010, 05:51 PM
It wasn't a hamster, it was a tribble.

It was assimilated. Resistance is futile. The servers are part of a cube now.
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# 5
03-27-2010, 05:55 PM
I think the hamster is fine.

The Devs just needed to install emergency systems in reaction to the news of the creation of a Fleet called Ten Forward. Something to drain off intensive awesomeness or some such...
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# 6
03-27-2010, 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grondly View Post
It wasn't a hamster, it was a tribble.

It was assimilated. Resistance is futile. The servers are part of a cube now.
no no, this is the hampster that runs the servers for cryptic and tribbles are what eat everything in the game don't get them confused
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# 7
03-27-2010, 05:56 PM
I find that difficult to believe. Borg are efficient. If they assimilated the servers they would work. Instead, in the continuing effort to give us a better gaming experience, Cryptic would only naturally crash their own servers. It is absolutely perfect logic.
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# 8
03-27-2010, 08:19 PM
cryptic must be attending the hampster funeral.
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# 9
03-27-2010, 09:26 PM
i always thought that the great bird of the galaxy was running the server.... /rimshot
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# 10
03-27-2010, 09:34 PM
poor hamster, that was the first one since beta. Maybe Cryptic should upgrade to Chinchillas
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