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# 1971
06-21-2010, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Corban_Lewis
*The truth slaps Corban in the face like a sock filled with quarters. A single tear rolls down his cheek and then falls to the floor. In slow motion in splatters against the ground creating a dull thud, as though some sound engineer had added a sound effect.*

That hurt Haz.

*Kicks Haz in the shin, then goes and cries in the corner.*
Ow!

You shouldn't kick me in the shin, Corban. My mother kicked me in the shin once.

Once.
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# 1972
06-21-2010, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
Ow!

You shouldn't kick me in the shin, Corban. My mother kicked me in the shin once.

Once.
your gun barrel isn't long enough for that quote :p
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# 1973
06-21-2010, 02:36 PM
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Ow!

You shouldn't kick me in the shin, Corban. My mother kicked me in the shin once.

Once.
Terribly sorry.

*Shoves Hazard into a pit of broken glass.*

Is that better?
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# 1974
06-21-2010, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
your gun barrel isn't long enough for that quote :p
Nonsense. My phaser was made custom.

It shoots through schools.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Corban_Lewis
Terribly sorry.

*Shoves Hazard into a pit of broken glass.*

Is that better?
You shouldn't shove me in a pit of glass, Corban. My brother shoved me in a pit of glass once.

Once.
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# 1975
06-21-2010, 02:50 PM
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Nonsense. My phaser was made custom.

It shoots through schools.



You shouldn't shove me in a pit of glass, Corban. My brother shoved me in a pit of glass once.

Once.
Did he follow up by dumping a vat of molten lead on you?

*Tips over a vat molten lead onto Haz.*
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# 1976
06-21-2010, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Corban_Lewis
Did he follow up by dumping a vat of molten lead on you?

*Tips over a vat molten lead onto Haz.*
You shouldn't... aw, to hell with it.

*shoots Corban*
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# 1977
06-21-2010, 03:08 PM
*Grabs the bullet wound and goes into a long and protracted death scene, gasping and stumbling about before falling headfirst into the pit of molten lead and broken glass. His last words before falling in;*

"Excellent shot Haz...Excellent..."
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# 1978
06-21-2010, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Corban_Lewis
*Grabs the bullet wound and goes into a long and protracted death scene, gasping and stumbling about before falling headfirst into the pit of molten lead and broken glass. His last words before falling in;*

"Excellent shot Haz...Excellent..."
I wouldn't mess around, you see that gun he's holding. They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum. what's the quote.. "It shoots through schools"

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# 1979
06-21-2010, 03:23 PM
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I wouldn't mess around, you see that gun he's holding. They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum. what's the quote.. "It shoots through schools"
*Is in no state to respond as he is dying of a severe gunshot wound while being boiled in molten lead while broken glass pierces his flesh in many places. Just another day in Ten Forward!!*
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# 1980
06-21-2010, 03:28 PM
Oh yeah... edited my above post for legal purposes
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