*ahem*

Troi did NOT crash the ship. She was piloting it, and no doubt the male pilot wouldn't have been able to escape that warp core explosion either.

2 tiny Impulse drive emiters on a giant saucer isn't very speedy, you know.

She wasn't piloting it either, at least not in the normal sense. Did the console not explode killing the helm officer right before Riker says "Deanna take the helm" ? Consoles that go poof flicker at best.

Twice!

Although the second time, she had some justification, as Picard had just ordered "Ramming Speed."

PArt of the Great Picard OJT Starship academy or a Plot by His Nibs and Will to avoid extra duty..

wait.. Data's Second officer.. but it was a time of emergency.. hum.. with them on the Scimitar..then its ok.
until they escaped
Bev had her basic Starship Command training as a Senior Officer.. Where Di was a very non-mil type and a real trooper to pitch in.. injuries mount up.. Medical needs to be i n the SB.. quite exciting..

Good time to say Gnite..

Don't get it, do you?

Here is a hint: What has a full metal jacket?

Insomniafication...sleep sleep Huh?

Is it warm yet? DJ Bear[sto-radio] said his part of England had expected SNOOw

Oh yes My my.. Charlie Sheen FMJ.. Polish that brass.

Now dance like the world is ending.

So where has hazard been lately? I haven't seen him. Did someone forget to plug in his suit again?
The Imperium of Man uses standard connections, right?
-picks up a usb cable and starts looking for hazard-

i had him plugged in at the same time as my space heater.

my bad

Their Auxiliary power was just sitting there ..begging to be used for Holiday lights..?
Like an empty glass and umbrella and a wedge of lime on the beach..

STO-Radio Has Simon Pegg 2pm EST Saturday...

A Hazard Christmas tree? It looks sad, not enough branches capable of holding up ornaments.