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# 5231
12-10-2010, 09:03 AM
some one with sunburn on there neck?
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# 5232
12-10-2010, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by SHARKFORCE View Post
Could you give this tourist an accurate description of a 'Redneck' ?
hmm:

REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS



BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear
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# 5233
12-10-2010, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by SHARKFORCE View Post
Could you give this tourist an accurate description of a 'Redneck' ?
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# 5234
12-10-2010, 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
hmm:

REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS



BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear
what is scsi?
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# 5235
12-10-2010, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Samure
what is scsi?
SCSI

Don't feel too bad, I had to look it up, too.
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# 5236
12-10-2010, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by CAPTWinters
Now now, let's not scare off the Tourists, we all know that only happens in West Virginia
Quote:
Originally Posted by SP3CTREnyc
And most of Gerogia, Louisiana, Missouri, Texas, Tennessee, and Kentucky
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Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
You forgot Texarkana, that speck is it's own country.
Hort has been in all these places, minus Louisiana.
Luckily, I never venture outdoors long enough to get a red neck.
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# 5237
12-10-2010, 09:53 AM
thought I would add just one more thing

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/th...-commemoration
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# 5238
12-10-2010, 09:56 AM
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# 5239
12-10-2010, 10:28 AM
*bends Cappy over the NCC and spanks*

"Lucky shot", eh?!
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