Prosecutors are salary employees, if you were paid as a defense lawyer than you misrepresented yourself and your w-2 wasn't filled out properly. You get a cup of tea and a cookie until payday. Be glad I am sleepy or you would get the standard punishment for filling out tax forms incorrectly. Sugar cubes fired at you from potato-guns.
Cappy plucked me and threw me in a mining shaft earlier, you can use those feathers to warm up. I am warm and cuddly Well.... I was.
Originally Posted by Capulet
Hort you continue to cause more suffering to your victim by dragging out this case. Since we already know you are guilty and by the book silence may be accepted as an admission of guilt we are hereby sentence you.
Wahhhhhhh I thought you'd like me shutting up for a few minutes though....
-puts on a monocle and mustache to become a lawyer-
In his defense: Hort likes overall shape. Nice legs are just as good as a nice chest. There is no point to removing clothing because, in the future, the shape goes right through. -nosebleed-
Wanting to see what color an Orion was underneath is a completely ridiculous allegation. I mean, who would've guess they'd be neon orange? Everyone assumes green so that'd be no motivation at all.
What? No one made that allegation? ....
Wow, don't google neon orange if you're underage.
I would like to plea insanity and throw my client on the mercy of the court!
Take him away! -points to a hamster-
-flies out window-