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# 5521
12-17-2010, 10:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CAPTWinters
What? She got's APCs?
Don't forget the "tear gas" grenades. :p

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ravenstein
I was like 3 when it happened so I have a pretty good alibi. After all, how many 3 year olds would know how to use C4, right?
We may be surprised someday. (Besides, to believe that Ravenstein was never that devious, even at that age, would be stretching belief )
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# 5522
12-17-2010, 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CAPTWinters
What? She got's APCs?
BFVs are not APCs. They are 14 foot tall loud Scout vehicles with guns and missles to kill tanks.


[after redesigning the Bradley to carry a gun turret]
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: That's one hell of a cannon.
Jones: That's the problem.
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: What is?
Jones: You go out on the battlefield with this pecker sticking out of your turret, and the enemy's going to unload on you with everything they got. Might as well put a big red bullseye on the side.
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: But it's a troop carrier, not a tank.
Jones: Do you want me to put a sign on it in fifty languages, "I am a troop carrier, not a tank. Please don't shoot at me?"

[the generals want to add a rapid-fire cannon to the Bradley]
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: In summation, what you have before you is...
Sgt. Fanning: A troop transport that can't carry troops, a reconnaissance vehicle that's too conspicuous to do reconnaissance...
Lt. Colonel James Burton: And a quasi-tank that has less armor than a snow-blower, but carries enough ammo to take out half of D.C. THIS is what we're building?
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# 5523
12-17-2010, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
BFVs are not APCs. They are 14 foot tall loud Scout vehicles with guns and missles to kill tanks.


[after redesigning the Bradley to carry a gun turret]
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: That's one hell of a cannon.
Jones: That's the problem.
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: What is?
Jones: You go out on the battlefield with this pecker sticking out of your turret, and the enemy's going to unload on you with everything they got. Might as well put a big red bullseye on the side.
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: But it's a troop carrier, not a tank.
Jones: Do you want me to put a sign on it in fifty languages, "I am a troop carrier, not a tank. Please don't shoot at me?"

[the generals want to add a rapid-fire cannon to the Bradley]
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: In summation, what you have before you is...
Sgt. Fanning: A troop transport that can't carry troops, a reconnaissance vehicle that's too conspicuous to do reconnaissance...
Lt. Colonel James Burton: And a quasi-tank that has less armor than a snow-blower, but carries enough ammo to take out half of D.C. THIS is what we're building?
Where's that come from, or is that just something you made up?
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# 5524
12-17-2010, 11:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Archanubis
Where's that come from, or is that just something you made up?
Pentagon Wars.
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# 5525
12-17-2010, 11:09 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144550/quotes

Nice. Added to my wishlist.
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# 5526
12-17-2010, 11:10 AM
tee hee, that's funny =D
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# 5527
12-17-2010, 11:43 AM
always wondered how momiji gets about from thread to thread so fast finally worked out how !
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# 5528
12-17-2010, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by TheXtreme View Post
always wondered how momiji gets about from thread to thread so fast finally worked out how !
Tunnels spluh.

That and space folds inside our backpacks.
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# 5529
12-17-2010, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
Hmm. Maybe I'll put that on my Netflix list this weekend. This weekend's going to be Blazing Saddles and Disc 4 of the Looney Toons Golden Collection.
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# 5530
12-17-2010, 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
BFVs are not APCs. They are 14 foot tall loud Scout vehicles with guns and missles to kill tanks.


[after redesigning the Bradley to carry a gun turret]
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: That's one hell of a cannon.
Jones: That's the problem.
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: What is?
Jones: You go out on the battlefield with this pecker sticking out of your turret, and the enemy's going to unload on you with everything they got. Might as well put a big red bullseye on the side.
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: But it's a troop carrier, not a tank.
Jones: Do you want me to put a sign on it in fifty languages, "I am a troop carrier, not a tank. Please don't shoot at me?"

[the generals want to add a rapid-fire cannon to the Bradley]
Col. Robert Laurel Smith: In summation, what you have before you is...
Sgt. Fanning: A troop transport that can't carry troops, a reconnaissance vehicle that's too conspicuous to do reconnaissance...
Lt. Colonel James Burton: And a quasi-tank that has less armor than a snow-blower, but carries enough ammo to take out half of D.C. THIS is what we're building?
The Pentagon Wars....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyakI9GeYRs

enjoy!
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