So once there was this haberdasher in the city of Somewhere. One day he got sick of being a haberdasher and decided he would head out for a walk outside the city. He took his pet bird and put it in one pocket and grabbed a hunk of cheese and put in another pocket.
Soon after leaving the city he was beset by a mighty giant! The giant said he was going to do rather not nice things to the haberdasher. But the wily haberdasher was a step ahead of the giant. He challenged the giant to a contest of strength. The giant, knowing he was much stronger then a mere haberdasher, accepted.
The giant set the first challenge. It would be a contest to see who could throw a stone the furthest. The giant picked up a big rock and chucked it as far as he could. Then the haberdasher picked up a rock and secretly snuck his bird out of his pocket and threw the bird which took off in flight back to the town. The giant was stunned that a haberdasher could throw what he thought was a rock so far because giants are stupid.
Then the haberdasher set the second challenge. It would be a contest to see who could squeeze the most water from a stone. The giant picked up a large boulder and squeezed until a single drop came out. The haberdasher picked up a small rock and swapped it for the cheese. He began squeezing the cheese until all the whey came out in torrents.
The giant screamed in fright and ran back to his cave, never to be seen again.
And thus the legend of The Haberdasher was born and quickly forgotten. The end?
More hors D'oeuvre Msr?... Ma' LadY?
Brunch Lines open.. <yes we slept in>
They are Delish...
Senshi the Happy Ice Dragon on the back of a white haired humanoid.. Suggest..
Possessing a useful being of power> then... [slap slap..u moron in the boss here..Yes Dear]
Starter courses are an important part of French cuisine. Add flair to your cocktail hour or meal with these delicious French appetizer and hors D'oeuvre recipes
Oh Raven I need better hair product or i can wear that Haberdashery hat.. Spikes sticking out..
Story reminds me of the challenge to join Jason's Crew from the ARGO to become an Argonaut a Omega Nerd challenged the Legendary Hercules to a Discus toss.. and he used Science to skip a stone.. and win the challenge to his technique by stating the rules dont say the Discus had to fly just go further.