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# 6341
01-13-2011, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Ertwin View Post
salad is what food eats.:p
You wouldn't happen to know my brother-in-law, would you?
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# 6342
01-13-2011, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Ertwin View Post
salad is what food eats.:p
I've got a friend who eats nothing but salads with no dressing (ICK!) and her cholesterol is throught he roof, while meet/pasta eater me is got only a slightly elevated level. Not sure what gives there.

Can we talk about cookies now?
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# 6343
01-13-2011, 09:46 AM
well food has feelings too you know D:.....
can't we all just eat veggie bacon?

or those bacon strips for dogs that dogs can't believe it's not bacon...
or artificial bacon flavoring?
or hort... hort is kinda like bacon....
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# 6344
01-13-2011, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Ertwin View Post
salad is what food eats.:p
So you're saying you would not eat the lettuce?
More for hort, then.

edit: Hort is brittle like bacon, anyway.....
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# 6345
01-13-2011, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by homsikpanda View Post
well food has feelings too you know D:.....
can't we all just eat veggie bacon?

or those bacon strips for dogs that dogs can't believe it's not bacon...
or artificial bacon flavoring?
or hort... hort is kinda like bacon....
Always like a tasty hort with my morning meal
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# 6346
01-13-2011, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Ertwin View Post
salad is what food eats.:p
Correct! Lettuce grows on the ground. Cow eats lettuce, cow becomes hamburger. People eat hamburger and are happy.
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# 6347
01-13-2011, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by homsikpanda View Post
well food has feelings too you know D:.....
Yeah, and that broccoli doesn't at all mind that you've plucked it from the ground, chopped it up, bagged it, froze it, nuked it, drowned it in enough melted cheese to kill and elephant, and are now chewing it into itty bitty little bits. [/faux sarcasm] :p

Quote:
Originally Posted by homsikpanda View Post
can't we all just eat veggie bacon?
Fake meat??? HERETIC!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by homsikpanda View Post
or those bacon strips for dogs that dogs can't believe it's not bacon...
Okay, now you're just being strange.

Quote:
Originally Posted by homsikpanda View Post
or hort... hort is kinda like bacon....
Have you tried eating him? I tried - I couldn't even swallow, and I was sick for a week! X_X

:p
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# 6348
01-13-2011, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by homsikpanda View Post
well food has feelings too you know D:.....
can't we all just eat veggie bacon?

or those bacon strips for dogs that dogs can't believe it's not bacon...
or artificial bacon flavoring?
or hort... hort is kinda like bacon....
Those bacon bits that aren't made with real bacon are my best friend.

On salads and potatoes and things.
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# 6349
01-13-2011, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
Those bacon bits that aren't made with real bacon are my best friend.

On salads and potatoes and things.
Try this, fry real bacon. Let it cool and chop it up. lightly salt and sprinkle on your favorite food. real bacon bits nyum!
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# 6350
01-13-2011, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
Try this, fry real bacon. Let it cool and chop it up. lightly salt and sprinkle on your favorite food. real bacon bits nyum!
I don't think Hazard can eat real bacon....
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