I once punched a vampire wannabe in the face.

it felt so good i did it again.

im batman.

I was born a poor black child.....

My skin is my second largest organ.

I'm just generally an all-around interesting person, but you want something specific?

I've been dodging assassination attempts by Ravenstein for the last three or four days. Pretty sure she's poisoned this bottle of Gatorade I'm drinking...

I am probably the only person ever who actually enjoyed their time spent in a psych hospital. I'm not even kidding. It was so much fun!

And I've managed to be diagnosed with about 10 diff DSM diagnoses. Not all at the same time, but still, I'm impressed.

Bye the way, You need to get back to sick bay for anouther brain scan...

Brain scans? Is that what they are calling it now?

I like the way you, look at me with those beautiful eyes,
I like the way you, act all surprised,
I like the way you, sing along,
I like the way you, always get it wrong,
I like the way you, clap your hands,
I like the way you, love to dance,
I like the way you, put your hands up in the air,
I like the way you, shake your hair,
I like the way you, like to touch,
I like the way you, stare so much,
but most of all..
Yeah...
most of all...

I like the way you move

Also, I once punched a whale in its' face. It went down like Patterson.

I am not a vegan.