Also, saying it twice has volunteered you for my next 2 experiments, and being a smart ass has volunteered you for the next one after that too
Hmmm, that's going to be a problem. My calendar is pretty full right now. It doesn't look like I'll be free for any experiments until the second Tuesday of the third week in May. Will that work for you?
1 Sehlat Tribble
The offspring of a tribble that managed to eat a whole Sehlat that had just eaten 2 targ pups.
This tribble is noticable for:
the sharp, clawlike protrusions on its back
being about 5 times larger than normal tribbles
producing more of a growling sound than a purr
actively seeking out anything it considers edible (even eating its parent)
This tribble was last seen in Science Lab 2 of the U.S.S. Venturer. The technician on duty claims that the disappearance was immediately preceded by a bright flash and the sound of maniacal laughter. The Chief Engineer aboard the Venturer claims to have seen a similar flash during a transwarp teleportation experiment, but such a concept was abandoned due to serious flaws in the targetting and aquisition subroutines involved.
Anyone finding this tribble is urged to handle it with extreme caution and plesae notify Starfleet pest control immediately.